Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on The Situation photo:
Winner: y_punk_chew_ate
“He’s climbin in your windows/He’s snatchin your people up/Tryna rape em so y’all need to/Hide your kids, Hide your wife.”
1st Runner-Up: Chaz
“Feeling peckish, Snookie sends The Situation out for a late night snack.”
2nd Runner-Up: Heather
“Yo, she’s legal, I swear! And she’s totally DTF!”
Sure hope the garbage men don’t notice eight kids mixed in with the garbage…
Kate’s taking out the trash… Has anyone seen Jon??
“Parenting skills, check…marriage, check…dignity, check…self respect, check…what the hell am I forgetting? Oh yea, where the f*ck are those kids???!!!”
trash on trash
The devil made me do it.
Woman of proven fertility seeks a network situation with a focus on reality television. Fame whoring and exploitation of existing children as well as future viable fetuses is assured. No shame, no gain.
“Hey, I found a place to carry my career.”
“Well, That’s 4 down. 4 to go.”
” I hate f***ing moving.”