We all know by now that Tiger Woods is dating an absolutely lovely young woman named Alyse Lahti Johnson, but did you know that she’s been drawing pictures of him since she was a little girl? Like, putting out into the universe that she’s a fan? Dude, that sounds like she accidentally used The Secret to make this relationship happen to me…
From Us Weekly:
In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Florida and serves as an executive at his sports management company, used to “draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments” when she was a child.
“They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger,” says the pal. “But Alyse never said she was interested in him!”
OK, it’s kinda gross to think that Tiger is dating someone who was once young enough to think that taking a crayon to a sheet of construction paper would bring him good luck, but it’s even grosser to think that she may have brought this relationship upon herself by putting it out into the universe she was interested for more than half of her life.
I’m a big believer in ideas becoming reality after you’ve put them out there enough, so to me this reads like something that Alyse has been hoping for her entire life, but who knows? Either way, who would get with a 2011 Tiger Woods? Protect yourself, Alyse. This dude is a scumbag.