Ashlee Simpson, or the ‘Pieces of Me’ chick who will go down in history as doing her husband dirty and throwing up a surprise divorce before he heads out to tour, ’cause she can’t keep her legs closed for thirty whole days while he’s gone (come on, what do you expect – thirty days is SUCH a long time in Hollywood) has been photographed doing something with her son. (I know, crazy, right?)
Simpson and her son, Bronx, were caught out at a Milk + Bookies event in LA this past weekend, sans daddy Pete Wentz, of course. Ashlee was all teeth and bright-red lipstick, and little Bronx’s smiles looked forced, like someone took away his favorite teddy bear. Or at the very least, Daddy.
Sorry, Ashlee, it’s nothing personal. I really like the Milk + Bookies thing, I just think you’re a twat.