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Miley’s Not Drunk

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These are not photos of Miley Cyrus drunk, becuase Miley Cyrus would, like, NEVER drink. It’s just not legal, y’all, to drink if you’re under the adult age of twenty-one, so these photos of Miley partying until the wee hours of the morning at Chateau Marmont (the, um, classiest of the classy) in LA aren’t even really anything to give a second thought to. Miley probably doesn’t even know how she got there. Thank God there were some super-friendly people to help her out of the club, or she might not have found her way out and THEN, my goodness, what would the world think?

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