As most of you are probably aware by now, Two and a Half Men has been cancelled, and network execs for the show cite Charlie Sheen’s behavior and recent commentary for the halt in production. CBS had, oh, this to say in announcing the show’s demise:
“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of “Two and a Half Men” for the remainder of the season.”
“News flash… I am special and I will never be one of you … I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it… with my mind. … These turds, these losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. It just ain’t there.”
I’m not going to pretend here – I have no idea what Charlie’s trying to get at (I’m afraid that I failed ‘Deciphering Detox-Speak’ in college) but regardless? The kid on the show is probably SOOO PISSED.