Quotables: Charlie Sheen Thanks You – Today's Celebrity Gossip from Evil Beet Gossip

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Feb 03, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say, ‘Thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros … for their concern and support. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘Thank-you,’ and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much.”

Sure beats the hell out of calling his fans ‘a bunch of turds,’ now, doesn’t it?

I just don’t know about all this. It sounds like a semi-clever ploy in order to distract us from what’s going to happen next: Charlie, in a state of induced coke-smoked stupor, tells us that he’s buying the rights to Britney Spears’ weave, is running for governor of Alaska next term, and has plans to open a new substance abuse rehab along with Michael Lohan and Corey Haim*.

Just because he’s throwing Errol Flynn’s name around doesn’t make him coherent, you guys.

What do you think – where’s Charlie going to be in a year’s time:

*To be fair, when we told Charlie that Corey Haim had, regretfully, passed away, he responded that he thought it was still 1989, ’cause that was the last time he was half-sober.

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2 Responses to “Quotables: Charlie Sheen Thanks You”

Scout says:

February 3, 2011 at 4:57 pm

“What do you think – where’s Charlie going to be in a year’s time?”
Rehab, Church, Drugs, Dead, Dead.

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wileE says:

February 3, 2011 at 10:33 pm

I guess it`s best to keep him alive then.
He`s always good for plenty of material and a few nyuk nyuks here and there. (and I`m certainly not talking about his crappy show)

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