Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Khloe and Lamar ALSO Have a Video That Goes Along With Their New Scent

Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn’t you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades?

If it’s any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar’s marriage. They’re a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up.

The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn’t allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys.