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Quotables: Keira Knightley Is “The Laziest F*cker in The Entire World”

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“Do you know what it is? It’s that I’m the laziest fucker in the entire world. It’s true. And stagnation is always really, really imminent. I can literally just sit and not do anything for hours and hours and hours and if there is something completely mind-numbing to do, like surfing the internet or watching crappy TV, I’ll do it and then I’ll feel shit about myself. So I try and get rid of it.”

Keira Knightley telling Elle UK why she doesn’t own a television.

In the interview, Keira also talks about how she’s “a complete failure” at parties because she can’t function socially and she ends up looking like an “ice queen.”  And I just feel so close to her with all of this.

I can understand how some people could be like “whatever, yeah right, Keira,” with all of this, but I’m entirely sympathetic. I may not have duties like Keira’s – I don’t have shitty movies to star in or ballerina dresses to wear – but I do have things to do and I do get them done, but listen, when I’m working weekends and the Oxygen channel does one of those marathons of Snapped, you know, where the ladies kill people and all?  I can definitely feel that imminent stagnation.

Photos via Celebitchy

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  • I love this gal. Doing absolutely nothing for hours on end is truly an art form.
    And,ya know,I don`t ever feel guilty.
    Generally if a lil bit of guilt tries to set in about always postponing stuff that needs doing , I just simply re-schedule those things for a later time……which always somehow seems to coincide with my “lazy time”….. situation….sorted!