Oh Snookers. You try, you try, and you try again. And this time, girlfriend, it was so close. Really. It was thisclose. But the big honking Blackberry, the ankle booties that make your legs look like large, voluptuous hams, and the big brass hoop earrings that scream ‘AQUA NET!’ and ‘EIGHTIES ROLLER SKATING RINK TRASH’ kind of put the kibosh on classing it up. Points for the hair, and points for the dress, but the rest kind of brought your C+ average down to a D-, girl. Sorry.