“I thought I looked fabulous before and nobody else did. So, whatever. Now I wear bigger clothes because I don’t like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you’re just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason.”
A ‘real’ reason? Meaning you were slowly attaining the size of a small barge, Raven? Because truth be told, you were. I thought you looked just fine back then, too, and I’m also super glad that you’ve lost all that weight for health reasons, but let’s not mince words here.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE NEW HYPHEN.