Oct 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm by Evil Beet

Earlier today, I said some very mean things about how you need to focus on losing weight right now. That was a short-sighted thing for me to say. I didn’t have all the facts. Now that I have read your most recent MySpace blog, it is clear that your weight is not the most pressing issue you face today. The most pressing issue you face today is your inability to write in English.

Ahem.

I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

Except-able, Raven?

Are you fucking serious?

AND WHAT’S WITH THE ALL CAPS? IT’S HARDER FOR ME TO BE NICE TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE CONSTANTLY YELLING AT ME.

I’ll tell you what: I’ll take the time out of my day to try to understand your point of view if you’ll put the cheeseburger down for long enough to use a spell-check.

160 Responses to “I Take It All Back, Raven-Symone”

  1. ThatLisa says:

    aw thanks Astronomy Domine. I’m glad I came back here :)

  2. wow says:

    O.m.g are you guys serious? Beet you should really get a fucking life you dumb bitch bet you wish you had the type of money Raven has.

  3. fed up says:

    FUCK ALL U RAVEN HATERS

  4. ThatLisa says:

    so I saw this picture of her, and immediately wish it had been used for this blog

    http://www.dlisted.com/node/29632

  5. wtf says:

    Beet this is REALLY low. take a look in a mirror, please. raven is beautiful, whereas the words YOU’RE saying are not.

  6. Dumb says:

    I’m pretty sure she did the whole except-able thing on purpose.

  7. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck is your problem bitch?! You may be skinny or thin, but that doesn’t make you any less of a fucking retard! Go out and get a life that doesn’t involve publicly bashing stars that are obviously more talented then the shit you write! Fuck you! Go out and find a new hobby because you SUCK at this one!!

  8. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE! says:

    What the fuck is your problem bitch?! You may be skinny or thin, but that doesn’t make you any less of a fucking retard! Go out and get a life that doesn’t involve publicly bashing stars that are obviously more talented then the shit you write! Fuck you! Go out and find a new hobby because you SUCK at this one!!

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