[PHOTOS] The 2011 People’s Choice Awards: Everyone Brought It

Let’s get right down to business, shall we? After a careful analysis of the People’s Choice Awards photos, I have a few questions and more than a few comments.

What do you guys think of Khloe Kardashian’s red-ass hair?

Anna Lynne McCord looks like she suffered a stroke.

I have a real problem with Cory Monteith’s last name.

George Lopez and Ann Serrano are the cutest. couple. ever.

Smile! Zac Efron’s pores are waving hello!

Malin Akerman is totally the next Diane Kruger.

Raven Symone still kind of looks like she ate The Cosby Show‘s Olivia.

Ashley Tisdale’s trout pout is outta control.

All I think when I see Khloe Kardashian standing next to her sisters is ‘Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum … I smell the blood of an undercooked side of beef and ME HUNGRY.’

Maggie Q and Kim Kardashian were probably the hottest women there, if not on the whole planet.

Taylor Swift had some serious cryin’-bags going on.

Oh, and the winners, in case you cared:

[Jump in for the winners and all of the hot People’s Choice photos]

FAVORITE MOVIE
*The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR
*Johnny Depp

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
*Kristen Stewart

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE
*Iron Man 2

FAVORITE ACTION STAR
*Jackie Chan

FAVORITE DRAMA MOVIE
*The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

FAVORITE FAMILY MOVIE
*Toy Story 3

FAVORITE COMEDY MOVIE
*Grown Ups

FAVORITE COMEDIC STAR
*Adam Sandler

FAVORITE ON SCREEN TEAM
*The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

FAVORITE MOVIE STAR UNDER 25
*Zac Efron

FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE
*A Nightmare on Elm Street

FAVORITE TV DRAMA
*House

FAVORITE TV DRAMA ACTOR
*Hugh Laurie

FAVORITE TV DRAMA ACTRESS
*Lisa Edelstein

FAVORITE TV COMEDY
*Glee

FAVORITE TV COMEDY ACTOR
*Neil Patrick Harris

FAVORITE TV COMEDY ACTRESS
*Jane Lynch

FAVORITE COMPETITION SHOW
*American Idol

FAVORITE TV CRIME DRAMA
*Lie To Me

FAVORITE TV CRIME FIGHTER
*Tim Roth, Lie to Me

FAVORITE SCI-FI/FANTASY SHOW
*Fringe

FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST
*Conan O’Brien

FAVORITE TV OBSESSION
*Dexter

FAVORITE TV GUILTY PLEASURE
*Keeping Up with the Kardashians

FAVORITE TV GUEST STAR
*Demi Lovato, Grey’s Anatomy

FAVORITE TV DOCTOR
*Gregory House, Hugh Laurie

FAVORITE TV FAMILY
*The Simpsons, The Simpsons

FAVORITE FAMILY TV MOVIE
*Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

FAVORITE TV CHEF
*Rachael Ray

FAVORITE NEW TV DRAMA
*Hawaii Five-O

FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY
* $#*! My Dad Says

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST
*Eminem

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST
*Katy Perry

FAVORITE SONG
*Love The Way You Lie, by Eminem featuring Rihanna

FAVORITE ROCK BAND
*Paramore

FAVORITE BREAKOUT ARTIST
*Selena Gomez & the Scene

FAVORITE POP ARTIST
*Rihanna

FAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST
*Taylor Swift

FAVORITE R&B ARTIST
*Usher

FAVORITE HIP-HOP ARTIST
*Eminem

FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEO
*Love The Way You Lie by Eminem featuring Rihanna

FAVORITE WEB SENSATION
*Katy Perry

FAVORITE VIRAL VIDEO STAR
*”Single Ladies” Devastation