It’s blonde. It’s blonde, and it’s an abomination. Remember her hair before, her gorgeous red hair? Yeah, I do too, and that’s why I’m going to have to go into mourning now*. Thanks a ton, Emma.
Fortunately, there are a couple of things that make this tragic change a little more ok: she’s apparently naturally blonde (because genetics can be wrong too), and the switch is for her role in Spider-Man. She’s playing Gwen Stacy, you know, and if she’s going to go and get killed and fuck poor Peter Parker’s world all to hell, then she’s going to have to be blonde to do it.
What do you guys think? Are you as hurt as I am?
*I have an unhealthy attraction to the gingers in the world. Seriously, from my very first boyfriend with the surprise foot fetish to that awkward guy I briefly made friends with at a party last weekend, it’s redheads as far as the eye can see for me.