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9Mike Tyson Is Super Into Birds

A photo of Mike Tyson

I know you guys have been really curious about what Mike Tyson has been doing with his life.  I know you read articles on this site and think “Yeah, that Lindsay Lohan is great and all, but what’s Mike been up to?”  Well, consider this your lucky day, because I’m here to let you in on the latest development: birds.

Pigeons, to be exact.  To be even more exact, 2,500 pigeons. Mike Tyson owns 2,500 pigeons.  He says that he has “birds everywhere that I go,” and that he has them “at different homes that I live and hang out at.”  There’s even going to be a documentary about his pets, set to be aired next year.  And I think that is just bananas.

I’m not trying to come down on birds, but I hate birds.  I’m not saying that they should be systematically eradicated from the earth, I’m just saying that they make shitty pets.  They just make noise and peck at you and scratch you and get caught in your hair, and even though you know that the bird is way more freaked out than you, you can’t help but to flail and scream because there is a creature tangled up on your head. And have you ever tried to pet a bird?  So unsatisfying.

The point is this: Mike Tyson has officially gone crazy.  I mean, I know that he’s always been crazy, but 2,500 birds is a new level.  That is Heidi Fleiss crazy, and that is not a place where you want to be.

December 5, 2010 at 1:09 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Mike Tyson

9 Responses to “Mike Tyson Is Super Into Birds”

  1. mireee says:

    Crazy Bird Dude, as opposed to the Crazy Cat Lady?

  2. Chuck says:

    Mike Tyson has always had pigeons, going back to his early days.

    • momster says:

      Correct…and let’s let the man have his birds…they make him happy — and this is a man who has known little happiness.

  3. Edward says:

    one day he will not like birds and that
    day is when they shit on his head
    while he has a date

  4. Edward says:

    also he still can knock yu
    the fuck down so dont
    make fun of his birds ok
    or get a knock out

  5. johnny brady says:

    Yeah Emily,
    I dare you to say birds make shitty pets to his face, he’ll knock you the fuck out and bite your ear off. You probably deserve it anyway.

  6. WooManChu says:

    WOW!GOD BLESS “CUS” D’Amato If he could only hear suck hatefully applyed feel’ for his Mikie. Under tones of birds. Hum I must say Chuck and Johnny are 100% “Like Mike” in his I train in the Mouaitan! Jogging 5 miles in the cold!! Doing everything to make people jump up and down . If he was Rocky? All at or before the sun came up IRON MIKE TY

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