You can kind of tell just by looking at that picture. If you had no idea who this guy was, you could just glance at the one extra open button and that little patch of exposed chest hair and think “yeah, that guy knows the ladies.” So let’s take it up a notch and take some guesses on how many women Simon has slept with, just for funzies. Fifty sounds kind of intense, one hundred seems a little bananas, but apparently, the number is way higher. Like nearly a couple thousand higher.
X factor judge Simon Cowell has claimed that he has had sex with almost 2,000 women. Simon revealed that during his “good times” he had two women a week. The multi-millionaire’s “good times” ran through the 80s and 90s, up to 20 years, which means he will have racked up the massive “magic number.”
But Cowell, 50, was quick to point out he was “not as bad as Russell Brand”.
“I like women. I just like them. I like flirting and I like to listen,” the Daily Star quoted him as saying. “Guys will say they fancy girls, but my best friends are girls,” he added.
I don’t know if it’s the trademark V-neck, the assistance his accent would have given him during his time over here on American Idol, or just some magical X Factor (you see what I did there?), but I believe it. Can’t you just see Simon slipping into some classy bar, his shirt unbuttoned just enough to be questionable but not sleazy, and buying some dark and mysterious woman a drink? And he’d give her this blazing look, or maybe flash her a hint of a smile, and just like that, he’d get some fast company.
Not that I’ve ever thought about this.