And no, it’s not because ex-husband Dean Sheremet was actually gay, sorry to quash those rumors … for today.
LeAnn, the female half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair — OK, wait, let me reiterate: LeAnn, the blonde half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair (ah, much better) reached out recently to Shape magazine about — what else — her affair with a then-married co-star, Eddie Cibrian, and why she did it:
“I understand why people are disappointed in me, especially since I grew up as America’s sweetheart. I think any relationship is hard to get out of, and I don’t think the way I did it was right … I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else.”
As to how she let her vulva get the best of her:
“It wasn’t a fulfilling marriage for either of us [LeAnn and Dean]. As we got older, we grew apart.”
But don’t worry, y’all; she’s learned from this experience, and girlfriend has grown. Live with love and grow from love or whatever the fuck, I guess.
“There are lessons in it for me to learn … The most important thing [is] cultivating strength from rough situations. After going through this, I know I can face anything.”
OK. Is it going to be, like, next year, and we’re still going to be hearing about this affair and exactly how it unfolded time and time again? Is this going to be the catalyst of the prophets’ end of days? 2012 is fast-approaching … and yes, if you’re wondering, I do think Le Ann can continue in this vein for the next year and a half.