She was the horsey-looking make-you-think-of-blowjobs chick from Jersey that made it far … ish on American Idol a few years back, and endured some kind of weird sex photography scandal? Yeah, that Antonella Barba.
I know you’re just totally wondering what she’s been up to over the past few years, and you’re probably just dying in anticipation, wondering what surprises are in store for you in this post. I won’t hold back on you any longer — I came across the “official video” of Antonella’s latest “hit” song, “Jersey Girl.” And boy, oh boy, is it … fucking awful. I’m not even going to try and be all creative with my wording or provide you will ill-concealed snark; it’s just fucking awful. From the cheesy filming to the song itself, to the — !! — singing and even beyond the dancing. It’s terrible. So, Happy Monday.
And I dare you not to get this song stuck in your head for the rest of it.