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Snooki Is Heartbroken …

… Thanks to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

Poor Snooki tried to be a responsible television personality and get her nickname trademarked so that she could use it on her book (a “snooktionary.”  Get excited.), but her request was denied, thanks to a cat:

U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) records show that registration of a “Snooki” mark for “printed matter, namely books” was recently refused because of a “likelihood of confusion” with a previously issued trademark. That 2004 mark was, amusingly, for “Adventures of Snooky,” a children’s book featuring a cat who gets knocked overboard while on a family fishing trip.

Personally, I don’t see why they couldn’t just share the trademark.  If that happened, then we could get children’s books featuring a cat getting arrested on the beach and Jersey Shore episodes featuring Snooki getting knocked overboard. Don’t call it a stretch, call it a dream.

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  • When historians write the story of our “civilization” THIS is going to be how we are remembered. We pay cops, teachers, day care workers and those who care for our elderly for shit. Oh, but we pay Snooki thirty-fucking-thousand dollars per episode. Is there someplace I can turn in my membership card for the human race?

    • Honestly it’s like either show us where to turn in our cards or where do i sign up for a effing sweet deal like that lol just kiddin

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