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Ready For Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides?

So! The first teaser trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides emerges, and it first debuted at Comic-Con, believe it or not.

I’m really stoked about this movie. Yeah, Orlando Bloom won’t be in it as he’ll be raising a baby Bloom on a solar-powered farm somewhere, and Keira Knightley is probably off shagging Rupert Friend in black satin sheets somewhere in the most uber-chic districts of London, but I’m alright with Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz. That’ll definitely sate my appetite for more Pirates.

I’ve been crazy about Pirates since the first time I ever rode the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney World, like twenty years ago or something. Fecking awesome, it was, and I never forgot about it. So when I heard that they were going to build an entire franchise around my most favorite ride ever, I was equally stoked. So stoked, in fact, and so hardcore about Pirates, that I spent an entire day locked away in a cabana in the Dominican Republic with a man who loved Pirates as much as I did to watch a three-movie Pirates marathon, complete with three rounds of room service.

Sunning yourself on the beaches of the Caribbean is definitely not greater than watching a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon in the Caribbean.

May 2011 can’t come fast enough.

7 CommentsLeave a comment

  • boring…. the first movie was good, but then they got insufferable, and the funny clever acting of JD got wasted like it’s time for something different… now whenever he acts it’s like he cant get rid off the pirate thing

  • How ever can you be excited about a movie…based on a ride?!?! serious mental retardation.

    In related news, your posts are EFFING BORING.

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  • Yesssssssss!! These are always entertaining movies. And hopefully this one will be more like the first one, a stand alone one.