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Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff:
From TMZ:
We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s
hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.
Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.
Of course Michael is denying that he ever even touched Kate, and while Miss Major is known for being somewhat of a famewhore, I don’t think she’s bogus enough to make these kind of false claims. And we can’t forget that this isn’t the first time Lindsay’s dad has been accused of beating up a lady.
Can’t they just keep this guy locked up?












































































































Uhh – I think the term fame whore was coined for Michael Lohan. Kate Major just has major (sic) problems choosing sick men who are parasites on their cute kids.
In this photo, Michael appears to be utilizing the same tactics employed by the great primates; vocalizing for a mate. Somebody throw the guy a banana. Perhaps he’ll go sit on it.
There seems to be a lot of spam comments. Is this a do-follow page?