Remember this guy? Jeffrey Jones? The dad in Beetlejuice and the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Turns out he’s a gross child pornography peddler. I didn’t know that. And yup — cue the bored commenters who are going to say, “jeez sarah your [sic] a celebrity bloger [sic] and you dont [sic] know that this guys [sic] a prevert [sic]? you shuld [sic] just quit already. i hate u.” Go for it. Have at it. And … begin.
Whatever. Anyway, yeah, Jones had a little accident a few years back where he paid an underage minor to take nude photos of himself for his, uh, own personal pleasure. He got in trouble, and it placed him right at the top of his state’s sex offender registry. Seemed to be the end of the story.
But not quite. Evidently, he moved last year and failed to update his pee-pee toucher status with his new state of residence, and the local court system found out about it. Jones now faces a felony charge and could end up paying $20k in fines, not to mention a possible jail sentence of up to three years, if convicted.
Way to go, Jones. I always thought you were a creepy little thing, but now my suspicions have been confirmed — even if it is seven years after the fact.