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The Britney Spears Clothing Line

photo of britney spears who is not looking so good

And, no, I’m not talking about what down-home Lady Spears uses to hang dry her just-washed underoos so they flap in the breeze and get that outdoor deep fryer smell, either.

Britney just wrapped up the process of designing her own clothing line — marketed through Candie’s — which will be sold at Kohl’s stores nationwide starting July 1st, and she claims that all of the pieces for her line have been hand-selected and designed by the very own Brit herself:

“I wanted to design clothes that I would wear and my fans would wear. That was the most important thing to me. I wanted to make both daytime casual looks and fun dresses to go out in at night. I met with the design team for Candie’s and Kohl’s, and we started making sketches and designed a line. I got to approve every single piece in the line. It was really a lot of fun … This collection really represents my personal style. I took pieces from my ‘Circus’ tour and pieces that I wear every day. I love denim, so I made sure to include a lot of jeans. I can’t wait for it to come out.”

So yeah. Prepare for a lot of stained, tiered skirts, awkward looking turtlenecks and “jeans that are very, very cool because they’re faded.” And bras? Fuck no. We don’t need no stinking bras.

Watch the cheesetastic video below of an exclusive sneak preview of Britney’s clothing line unveiling.

18 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Wow. I'm so…underwhelmed. And also surprised that it took her this long to have her “own” line of clothing.

  • Don't get me wrong – I love me some Britney…but she is one of the last people on earth that I would accept any style advice from. The girl, when left to her own devices, looks like a trailerpark-trainwreck! The only time she looks good these days is when a very skilled stylist and make-up artist get her ready. Sorry Britney – gotta call 'em like I see 'em! Shit, I hope Chris Crocker doesn't read this, LOL!

  • Holy moly! That has got to be one of the most unflattering pictures of her that I've seen in a while… totally bloated, busting outta those skinny jeans, but still rich enough to carry an Hermes bag that costs more than a Toyota Corolla!

  • my god i dont care if she is a celebrity one look at this mississippi mud pig and the last thing i would do is wear something with her name attach to it..

  • You have to diss her at every chance you get. You had to pick the worst photo from FOUR years ago.

    Good for her. She looks good.

    This website is so bitter and hateful

  • I actually really like the jackets in her Candie's line..a lot of them have unique and flattering cuts for an affordable price.

  • Also…hasn't Candie's by Britney been sold in Kohl's already for years? I've got a few Candie's items in my closet right now. This is nothing new..

  • I don’t care what anyone says about Britney, I really like the style of her clothing. It is something I would wear, so I will definitely buy her clothes.

  • Britney Spears,No sense of style,no taste,no artistic quality,no inspiration. Shes ugly. yet people still worship her somehow….
    She does not stand for anything,shes just there…filling a voided entry of popstar…
    poor Britney…
    i wish she would have had a normal life instead
    She was pressured from a young age,flaunt her sex appeal. with no childhood.

    -listen to something meaningfull,draw insparation from something real. wear clothes that you like not what she likes. -monstergagalovee

  • u need god u need to help poor people we strave we have no lights no water no car u think your so bad off if u dont make a million bucks an hour . by the way i borrowed this computer from my local library.

  • i love britney in i love the things she weres the asome its koo she has a clothing line i love her style id were it