My first reaction was, “Oh, no! She looks like Shirley Manson!” Then I thought, “No, no … Now I remember. Shirley’s cute. Heaven forgive me for confusing her with Avril.” Then it came to me: “She looks like that girl I used to sit behind in Calc Analysis who thought that not washing her hair and exposing four inches of greasy root was the ‘in’ thing to do.”
But then I just got confused. I like Kristen Stewart. And I can’t really pin the insult on the donkey this time, because I’m not sure if I love the new color, or if I hate it with a passion. Or if it has to do with the way her hair’s pulled up in these photos. I’m just not sure.
All I know is that girlfriend better be on the up-and-up in washing that mane of hers, or she really will look like the girl that used to sit in front of me during Calc Analysis, and really, that’s just unacceptable.