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Kristen Stewart’s Mullet

Kristen Stewart

I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research. Glittery disco vampires aside, throughout the movie I watched Kristen Stewart and kept thinking, “Holy crap. This girl is the next Lindsay Lohan.” It’s something about the awkward, stilted acting and her awkward, spacey personality in interviews and at awards shows. This chick is doomed. But at least we can look forward to all of the gossip website fodder she’s going to provide in the future. Beet, meet your next cash cow.

As if to confirm my predictions, Kristen got a new haircut this weekend for her role in an upcoming biopic about Joan Jett. Even though it’s for a role, I consider it just one signpost on the road to drinking binges, poorly applied orangey fake tans, and other forms of Lohan-esque trailer park infamy.

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  • Kristen Stewart is so misunderstood by people in the gossip media. She just does not really enjoy being famous very much, that’s why she comes off as so awkward. Attention makes her anxious. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think its refreshing to see a young actor who doesn’t feel so entitled to all the fame and fortune in the universe.

    Also, she is a really good actor. She blew Robert Pattinson away in Twilight. While he made an intense brooding face for 90 minutes, she actually developed a character and tried to make what she could of shitty writing. Watch Adventureland. If you don’t think she does a good job in that movie, you’re probably just biased because she got to kiss RPatz and you didn’t.

    • Perfectly stated. Many people misinterpret her awkwardness as bitchiness and think she’s a pretentious brat. I can’t wait to see what she’ll do with this role.

    • Yah I totally agree, you can’t just judge her on Twilight, she actually has been in quite a few movies. I thinks she’s a great actress, and definitlety NOT heading down Lindsay Lohans path, cause she actually has talent and isn’t in it for the fame.

    • Really?
      She doesn’t enjoy being famous?

      She knows what she is doing when she accepts the roles.
      I have no pity for her or the tragic mess her life will become.

      • I also show little sympathy for movie stars. But….I see my niece doing similar. Very much a social mess and i flap my arms at sister stating social mess, but a 5 star trumpet player at 12.

        She plays for graduations all the schools whatever, learned 16 new songs in half the year.

        I asked how can you do that on stage and yet not be able to get through a normal day of school without crying.

        answer: I cant see you guys, so it doesnt bother me.

        So I bet that is this chics deal. Cant see you when playing on a big screen, but i can when your coming at me.

        I say-put the pipe away you twit. Your movies are teen related and they watch. She is offic on the Brit-Brit list at the house. We screen what is allowed.

        I mean no offence. Just my current thought, during weepy pms.

    • Really! I dont know what Kristen Stewart you have been watching cuz she sucks. I know acting and she really is bad. Not as bad as some people but not good. Plus if you dont like being famous why the hell did you become a movie star? or even try out to be Bella in Twilight! You will get cameras in you face after that.

      And have you ever read the twilight books, cuz it is not shitty writing. Maybe you should read a book some time and you would see that she writes very well compared to some writer nowadays.

      • “cuz it is not shitty writing”
        “compared to some writer nowadays”
        mmhmm I’m sure we’re all totally taking your word for it. The writing in Twilight is, shit.

      • Look just because i can not write does not mean i dont know bad and good writing when i see it.

        And it looks like you dont either.

        Im not saying its amazing but its not shit.

      • i agree so much! if you don’t want to be famous, don’t be in movies! its that easy!!
        and i don’t think she’s all that great of an actress too.

      • If you know about acting then watch her in adventureland she puts in a great performance, Ive never watched Twilight cos Im not a 12yo girl and like films and film stars to take acting seriously, my impression of her is that she does take her acting seriously and for young girl she has a huge amount of potential. Some people dont want to become movie stars but actual actors fame is just I bi-product of the industry, look at Johnny Depp he hates fame (has social anxiety) but his desire to want to be an actor means that he is willing to put up with the shitty media.

  • Kristen Stewart is amazing. She is the only person with a brain in young hollywood. Beet…you have it all wrong. kristen stewart is one of the most amazing, real people that have been in the business for a long time.

    She will do great things.

  • i dont really care about the haircut.. she will either cut her hair or wear a wig for the role.. doesnt make a difference to me.. i just want to see the film… and the new allure cover she did.. i saw the behind the scenes photos and she looks amazing…

    • she isn’t you. i bet she doesn’t like your haircut cus it’s boring. whatever she decides to do with her hair makes her happy. you idiot.

  • i don’t really agree with the lohan comparison.. but i wont judge lohan either.. the girl(lohan) is in a mess that others created for her.. they put her in the business from like 2 years old and exploited her to make money with all those movies.. now she is alone to deal with it.. but i hope she will get it together because she can.. i mean look at drew barrymore.. she was a bit of a mess too when she was young… but now she is just great.. as for kristen’s haircut i wont even comment about it cause it doesnt really matter.. she did it for the role and that’s all…

  • I have come to the conclusion that, for some unbeknownst reason, I am the only person I know that thinks Kristen Stewart is… rather disgusting looking. Even when she dolls herself up, it’s vaguely reminiscent of her role in “Into The Wild”. Trash-E. She looks like a ghost and nothing looks good on her. Sorry, fans. Bash me away and tell me how wrong I am for not having your opinion. Bitch can’t act, either.

    • the way you said it is like you want to start people bashing you lol… everyone has his/her opinion.. i dont agree with you but i wont force my opinion on you… peace :)

    • you’re not alone! haha my boyfriend thiks shes the ugliest girl ever and she cant act, she looks bitchy even in movies…..o yea lesbo hair all the way dude

      • why do you have to label her? she’s just an actor. you must be jealous of her. she’s just different. i admire her for being unique unlike you.

    • She’s nasty and grungy, I surely am in agreement with you. I’ve seen her in some movies, but that was pure coincidence. And PUH-LEEZE with this tortured artist “I just want to make movies for the craft, not fame or $$” BS!!
      Beet, thanks for putting it in a nutshell & saving me from the whole Twilight experience.
      P.S. — kristen, the knotted shirt doesn’t work now, just the same as it didn’t work in the 80’s; but you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?

  • Shouldn’t we be more worried by the fact people are actually giving this girl jobs, when it’s painfully obvious she can’t act? I love Joan Jett, but why her? No way in hell am going to this film. Her and Dakota Fanning…ugh.

  • Holy shit she actually has her own personality and doesn’t give a fuck what people she doesn’t know think about her she must be the devil!

    Seriously every time someone comes out of Hollywood that is a little bit different people start spitting tacks, get off your fucking high horses and realise that some people don’t want to be like everyone else.

    Oh and ever heard of something called social anxiety? A few of my friends have it and they act just like she does when they are around a lot of people they don’t know.

    And before anyone starts on me NO I don’t like Twilight, I don’t read shit books and I don’t watch shit movies.

  • Hated Twilight and felt like I’d lost IQ points after watching it.

    However, Adventureland made me sit up and take notice.

    I think she really has a shot at being an interesting young actress.

    So what if she doesn’t give good interview?

  • Watch her movie, PANIC. I think she’s still a tween back then, and from there, you can say that she knows how to act.

  • I agree with the people who say Stewart has gotten a bad rap and that she’s just awkward. I’ve read a couple of print interviews where she came across OK, and I though she was good in Adventureland. She may not be Meryl Streep, but I think she will end up having a more interesting career than some suspect. And I don’t think she will end up as part of the wasted party girl set. She could be doing that now if she wanted to.

  • I like that she doesn’t let the media ruin her life like Rob Pattinson is. What I don’t like is that she displays less talent now than she did when she was younger. Has anyone ever seen her in Speak? Where did that person go? I think she started lighting up far too soon.

    • It probably has more to do with Twilight being crap.
      Even a really great actor can seems shit when they have to work with a badly written script, I mean look at Daniel Radcliff (not that he is a great actor…) he sucks in all the Harry Potter movies but he was so funny and really good on the episode of Extras he was on

  • I totally disagree… her and lohan are completely different. They are both good actors but have completely different styles.

    everything I was planning to say has already been said…

    cant wait for this movie.

  • Why does she always have on an undershirt? Does the sweat profusely? Maybe it’s some sorta paranoia brought on by being all hopped up on the good shit. Marijuana is a gateway drug, mmmmmmmkay?
    In all honesty, ok those Disney kids are on the way to being Lohan, too. No, scratch that, most of young Hollywood is…

    • do you expect them to be perfect? they are just like us. lohan isn’t the only girl who made many many mistakes.

      marilyn and elvis took drugs. there’s way more celebrities that took drugs than you could ever imagine

  • That mullet TOTALLY eats box! It crawls off of her head in the wee hours and hits up the lesbian/alterna scene. Ha!

  • why do they always have to post the worst pictures?? i’ve seen her mullet before i saw it on beet and it just looked great on those photos…

  • She looks fucking hot. Seriously I would go lesbian for Kristen Stewart in a heartbeat.

    For the record. Yes I have read Twilight and seen the movies. The books are horribly written but I was still drawn into the story. The movies were a shitty remake but I generally think all movie adaptions of books are a let down. I am no Twi-freak.

    But Kristen Stewart rocks my socks.

  • i love her because she’s unique.
    i love the quote “i would rather be hated for who i am than be loved for who i am not” that fits her personality perfectly!

    i am not going to give her a label, but will always think of her as a person because she’s human like us. i envy her guts.

  • “I finally watched Twilight last week, not because of any personal inclination, but I figured I should do some research.” Really, finally you thought you should do some research? It was released last November. If were really a good gossip blog writer you would watch one of the most viewed movies (by at least Evil Beets fan base) a little earlier than seven months after it was released, even if by looking at the screen shots and actors you think it’s crap. You should think about stepping up your game. I don’t care if you like it or not, you should at least know what everyone is talking about.

  • Kelly.

    Dont force yourself, if you dont like it. Dont do it.

    in saying that, i dont like you. How can you not like Twilight, or ever heard of it before taking this job.

  • I think she looks cute as hell with that haircut! Also many people don’t want to be famous but they enjoy doing things that make them happy

  • you’d think she could at least *try* to look like a girl. instead she’s just lookin like river phoenix…on some serious crack.

  • Its obvious in reading this that a lot of people on this are fickle and jealous of Kristen Stewart. She does a good job in Twilight, and I’m not the films biggest fan.