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Cameron Diaz Tells It Like It Is

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Cameron Diaz did an interview with Playboy, and so far it looks pretty spectacular.  You’ll have to wait until tomorrow to read the whole thing (pins and needles, I know), but here are a few of my favorite quotes from Playboy’s website:

On sexuality and love: “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”

On her primal instincts: “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

On others’ opinions of her work: “Whether other people consider my accomplishments to be successful or not doesn’t matter to me. I don’t give a fuck what other people think. I have my own standards I live by.”

On Snoop Dogg, who attended her high school: “Snoop was a year older than me. He stood out. He was tall and skinny and wore ponytails all over his head. I’m sure I probably bought weed from him.”

And finally, my very favorite:

“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

I just love Cameron Diaz.  Say what you will about her personal life, but she’s always been pretty adorable.  And come on, when she talks about not giving a fuck, buying weed from Snoop Dogg, and treating a penis like an immeasurable treasure, how can you not love her?

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  • Same was what I was thinking. It's like, we get it…you like sex/cock (whether you really do, or just like attention). But can you please stop sounding so vulgar ALL the time?

  • TMI Cameron. I only want to hear about that shit from my close girl friends…and even then not ok.

  • Are you people not aware that this was from an interview with PLAYBOY? Duh it's gonna be about sex.

  • Any word that starts with a C and is used to describe lower body parts is not in my repertoire but I still think she is full of bubbly goodness.

  • Hey, pearl-clutching posters! The Victorian era called (via carrier pigeon) – the Queen wants to know if you'll be back in time for tea and scones.

  • Cameron Diaz is a little long in the tooth. That face is worn out. Girl needs to give it up…I can't believe anybody wants to stick it in those parts anymore. There's been more rubber on that road than I-95.

  • man she looks fugly, i dont dupport plastic hollywood, but homegirl needs some nip and tuc on that face