While the sort of formerly-hot-in-a-funk-kind-of-way actress has been rumored to be dating A-Rod, she hasn’t wasted any time laying down the law and telling everyone that she’s willing to be married. This should go over well with the long-time ladies’ man, Rodriguez. Diaz states that she’s a romantic at heart and isn’t afraid of commitment. Cam speaks these prophetic words to Parade magazine [stifles laughter] and sort of throws A-Rod under the bus the term “elopement” around:
“I am a romantic. I love romance. I’m not afraid of commitment. I commit to everything I’m doing and I am hopelessly loyal … The mystique and the romance of a big wedding are lost on me. I don’t think that I could ever do something that extravagant. I am not much of a planner. I would probably make the phone call 20 minutes before the bus leaves for the chapel and ask if anyone is available to come. That’s probably how my wedding is going to end up.”
Read: Cammy’s getting desperate and running out of options. Oh, and doesn’t realize that the best way to trap a man like A-Rod is to not get involved with him in the first place. Poor, sad, Cameron Diaz. She’ll be a spinster for the rest of her life with this faux-I-don’t-care-about-getting-married-but-I’m-actually-really-fucking-desperate-to-tie-the-knot-before-fifty attitude. She tries to pretend like she’s the girl all the guys want by “knowing” what turns guys on, but farts in front of them and dribbles chili sauce down the front of her chin without wiping it off, ’cause she thinks these things make her seem down-to-earth.
Damn, Cammy. Just … damn.
I’ve never understood her alleged appeal. I guess she has pretty awesome legs… she and Jennifer Anniston should just hook up. Who needs men?
Yea, definitely a busted face and a body that isn’t worth writing home about
gee…a-rod sucks on that cigar like an ol’ pro.
douche.
way to spin a story like a true tabloid! i think you’re putting words into her mouth. that’s exactly how i feel about marriage, i’m engaged right now and uuuuhhh really not looking forward to a big thing. like NOT AT ALL. fairy tale princess weddings are a total waste of money. i’d rather buy a house or a new car for fucks sake.
i totally agree, nikki– i don’t think she’s saying “someone better marry me right now!”, just saying how she feels about weddings. this was kind of unfair.
I honestly don’t see how that sounds desperate at all. FAIL
god why the hell do people find this guy attractive? he looks like an ass wipe
Beet is right. Cam is desperate because no one likes her and she knows that no one likes her. Justin thinks she’s nuts, Leo turns around when he sees her coming, Drew can’t stand her, and even Bill Maher questions her about her lack of girlfriends. Those in the know, know that Cameron is a crazy jealous *itch. And she treats “the little people” like dirt. She and A-Fraud deserve each other.