Jun 07, 2010 at 07:44 am by Sarah

ARGANDA DEL REY, SPAIN - JUNE 05: Singer Rihanna performs on stage during Rock in Rio Madrid Festival on June 5, 2010 in Arganda del Rey, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Have you seen the latest photos of Rihanna’s new ‘do floating around? I found a link to them, clicked on it, and gasped in horror at what I saw. Not since the 7th grade did I see such a monstrosity of a haircut. Remember back in the day when all of the then-”skater” kids wore a bowl-cut that was shaved on the underside, like, all the way up? And sometimes, they’d dye the top a funky color like green (or, ahem, red) and pull it into a greasy-looking ponytail? Uh-huh. That’s totally what this reminded me of.

What the fuck’s going on in that gorgeous head of yours, Rihanna-girl? I know that it’s pretty hard to eff up perfection, but you’re certainly giving it a pretty good go, huh?

What do you guys think of the lady’s new hairstyle?

18 Responses to “Q: Where Does Rihanna Wear Her Umbrella ( … Ella … Ella)? A: On Her Head ( … Ed … Ed).”

  1. sleezybeezy says:

    AHHHHHHH!!!!!! her worst yet! just awful, man this makes my hair hurt…

  2. Dbob says:

    The 80′s are coming back…… having lived through the clothes, hair, music and TV I would like to say I wish they’d never come through the first time.

  3. Dizz says:

    Hey Moe!

  4. diamond says:

    omg.. chris brown beat her ass senseless, they shoudl of checked her head better before lettin her hit the streets again. ugh gross

  5. someone needs therapy!

  6. Chuck says:

    Well, after seeing her pierced nipples last year, I lost a lot of interest. This just brings her down the scale another notch or two.

  7. LegalEase says:

    Yea, that shit’s fugly as hell…

  8. mireee says:

    That’s a gig in Madrid yesterday, the newspaper chronicle said it was temporary hairdye and that by the end of the gig it was dripping red sweat down her face.

  9. DarkEmpress says:

    I LOVE the colour, HATE the cut.

  10. wierdbot says:

    She’s going for the Guy Gardner look.

  11. C says:

    Ah. Yeah. Not a fan. NOT a fan. When she first cut her hair short, I really liked it. But then, I feel like it just keeps getting worse as she tries different, even shorter, styles.

  12. Jack Mehoff says:

    Are you sure that’s not a shim?

  13. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m thinking that the hair line is the target for the axeman. It would put an end to it all.

  14. Alice Boock says:

    I think it’s awesome and I also think it’s awesome that she obviously doesn’t give a fuck of what some people and their small little minds think.

    Oh yeah and I bet everyone would fucking love it if it was on Lady Gaga.

  15. sarah says:

    !!!!!!!!!! what the fuck it suppose to be?! do you name her really a celebrity or a stupid bitch!
    even comment about these shits is wasting time, and i DID waste my time

  16. henriquemarsh says:

    I'm such a monstrosity of a haircut. Remember back to the day when all the then "skate" children had a bowl cut, which was shaved on the underside, as all the way up? And sometimes they have a color dye funky green top (or, um, red) and drag it into a ponytail oily appearance? Uh-huh. This is exactly what it reminded me.
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