Sad news for fans of love: The Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan and his wife Ilusion have decided to call it quits. Ceser let his rabid following of weirdos, housewives and Kathy Griffin in on the unfortunate news via his website:
We are sad to announce that after 16 years of marriage we have decided to file for divorce. The decision was made after much consideration and time. We remain caring friends, and are fully committed to the co-parenting of our two boys.
Well, this is like Al and Tipper all over again! But hey, if they’re not happy, then it’s the best thing to do. But I do have one little gripe here: Why do people always use “we are sad to announce…” as the intro to their divorce announcement? It’s like… No you’re not sad. At least you shouldn’t be. You’re officially ending a failed marriage. I’m sure that that had to suck, but shouldn’t you be psyched you’re getting a divorce? Who cares! Don’t be sad! You’ll move on, the public will move on, this is a great thing. I mean, it’s not like you’re Lamar and Khloe. If those two split up, that would be devastating.