Shauna Sand’s headed to rehab and yes, she’s probably going to take her ugly-assed Lucite heels with her. [Celebslam]
More RIP Rue. Blanche Devereaux forever, bitches! [popbytes]
Are you going to see Get Him to the Greek? No? Not on your life? Nah, me either. [Pajiba]
A-Rod’s ex is just as afraid of Cameron Diaz’s face as I am, and she’s making sure her children stay away from her, too. [Celebitchy]
Men apparently hate Paris Hilton and her big glasses, among other things. [Zelda Lily]
Spencer Pratt is a fucking moron, is trying to look more and more like Brad Pitt as the days go by. Oh, and is failing miserably. [Allie is Wired]
Nicki Minaj poses for Vibe, looks kind of moronic. [Amy Grindhouse]
Scarlett Johansson screwed Esquire out of a contractual photo shoot. [Betty Confidential]
Is anyone really watching that RuPaul drag show, or did I imagine that it even existed? [OMGBlog]
Derek Hough has creepy Tom Cruise eyes and might be dating Cheryl Cole. WTF. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
WTH is Spencer on? Is he trying to pull a Joaquin Phoenix?
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