After a pregnancy was speculated for a good long while, it’s finally been confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are indeed having a child together. An exclusive was given to RadarOnline saying that the couple “want to keep the pregnancy quiet as long as they can,” but that “they’re both very excited and very happy.”
This is going to be a brilliant adventure, you guys. If Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon get remarried every year, what are they going to do with a child? They’ll probably be those crazy parents who throw their kid a birthday party every month – my aunt and uncle did that with my cousin, and that little girl did not turn out well-adjusted at all. Bitch tried to open my presents at Christmas and on my birthday, but I’m 10 years older than her and I never had no qualms about shoving a toddler. Kids gotta learn.