May 20, 2010 at 01:06 pm by Molls

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20 Responses to “Paris Hilton Stays Ass-y In Cannes”

  1. Sarah says:

    I really think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. I tried to swaller it, but the image had permanently been seared into my mind and instead, I choked on it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    i was holding off on the “molls is retarded” parade but some people look at this site at work, you moron.

  3. B says:

    Wow. She’s got a saggy little butt!

  4. margiesque says:

    she has a tiny derriere, like disturbingly so.
    and anonymous ease off the hatorade

  5. JLo says:

    Based on what everyone has already seen of her, I just have to ask – does this woman EVER wear underwear?

  6. Lisa says:

    She has a really, really flabby ass. Girl needs to do some squats.

  7. jeneria says:

    Why is she always bruised?

    • Jj says:

      Some people have low iron levels. My mom could skim something and bruise like she was thrown down a flight of stairs. And yet, I’ve gotten a visible bruise like twice in my life.

  8. pebobryson says:

    WOW she has turned into …like …. one of those whores you see on balconies in New Orleans showin their tits for beads, for like COPS…and stuff

  9. coach says:

    2 thoughts upon seeing these pictures:
    a) she still doesn’t wear underwear.
    b) surprisingly, i’d hit it. it would be the best 30 seconds of her life.

  10. lolitahaze says:

    ew.

    also, about the molls/nsfw issue. how many of you know that any story about paris hilton, especially now since no one gives a crap about her, will involve nudity?

    seriously, that’s like going into a courtney love post and not expecting lunacy.

    • No, not really. It’s like, “hey, her ass is hanging out, click HERE if you want to see it”, not “hey, I just put a picture of Paris Hilton’s ass on the main page”. It’s just bad business.

  11. melissa says:

    haha..great post molls!
    at first i thought the whole ass popping out was actually your way of saying what her tata’s looked like popping out of her dress, cause you know it sorta does look like a small ass popping out to say hello.

    and what is up with her squeezing them together, then groping them and touching the waitress breast???

    I love how nicky seems classy, prim and proper (even her hair-do) and Paris is all “Dallas-ed” out like it is 1988.

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