Remember how the Lohan’s got that big, scary “you-might-go-to-jail” court date just looming over the end of this week? Yeah, it looks like Lindsay’s trying to worm her way out of it and crying, “Volcano!” in an effort to miss the important hearing.
Lohan’s currently in Cannes stumping for her latest “movie,” the biopic of porn star Linda “Deep Throat” Lovelace, and is voicing concerns over the amount of volcanic ash still hovering in the airspace that she’s to fly through in order to make it soundly back to LA. Her hearing is scheduled for Thursday and will determine whether or not she’ll go to jail for that pesky alcohol education-violating thingy, but she claims that she hasn’t yet been able to find a flight into LA. Call Oz, baby, call Oz.
Unfortunately for Lindsay, the judge has already claimed that if she’s a no-show for their date, a bench warrant will be issued for her arrest.
I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of hoping she doesn’t show. Not only will it make for an excellent story, it might smack some sense into the dumbass and trigger a pattern of better behavior. Lindsay in the Pokey. She could make mils off of that kind of imagery alone.
She cannot use that for an excuse because the ash problem didn’t just happen – it’s been a problem long before she decided to go there, so the judge should view this excuse as bullcrap. She knew of this important court date and decided to risk travel anyway, so it just makes her look stupid by thinking everyone else is that stupid. Vicious game, Lilo, vicious game…
What??? She’s crying volcanic ash? Even the Met Office admitted they made a mistake and it was safe to fly. She’s going to have to do better than that.
This was really funny, Sarah.
Thanks, love!
Can we start a Facebook group to get Lohan in jail? Worked to get Betty White on SNL.
Hahaha. I’d join.
I hope she doesnt go to jail. So she can continue her downward spiral and eventually die.
Can we have a week free of crazy Lohan? I’m tired of reading about her, and even more tired of reading about how we’re sick and tired of reading about her. I’m over it.
once she goes to jail, i doubt we’ll hear about her much.
You seem like a cute girl. You don’t have a driver’s license do you?
That’s a gorgeous photo of her. Is that recent?
Yeah, it was taken during her Cannes tour this past week. I can’t get over her eyes; they’re gorgeous. I wish she’d go back to her natural red-headedness, though.
Did I have dinner next to you tonight at Dirty Al’s?
this is so sad and shows how much Lindsay has changed and how much crap she has had to deal with.
http://facesinthenews.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/lindsay-lohan-still-a-milkaholic-baby/
That was really neat. I checked out like, a ton more videos on the site after watching the degeneration of Lindsay.
i know, i was on there far too long today.
I actually stumbled across it by googling:
“what happened to Algore’s face?”
But if she goes to jail, wont the ho only have to be in there for less than an hour due to overcrowding?
She needs some corrective work involving a baseball bat and a dumpster.