Avril Lavigne’s Looking to Fight Lindsay Lohan Over Some “Fake” Shit
May 11, 2010 at 09:36 am by Sarah

These two ever-classy ladies got into a big blowout at the ever-classy Chateau Marmont, according to the New York Post, who had one of their minions there to witness the social meltdown of two women who love chipped black nail polish and shitty-looking weaves.

It all went down after the two eyed one another and Lavigne had the audacity to call a duck a duck: listeners said that the “Sk8er Boi” singer called the, uh, drug-addicted former actress a “loser.” Lohan supposedly flipped shit and the two went at it like the upstanding Hollywood staples that they are:

“Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off … It seemed like she was just being friendly to Avril because she was with people Lindsay wanted to impress. Avril is avoiding going to the Chateau Marmont when she knows Linsday will be there. She doesn’t want any more drama.”

Avril doesn’t want any more drama. That’s like saying Heidi Montag doesn’t want more plastic surgery or Paris Hilton doesn’t want to be the butt of any more herpes jokes. People like Avril thrive on drama … taking it away would be like what losing a child is like to some people.

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12 Responses to “Avril Lavigne’s Looking to Fight Lindsay Lohan Over Some “Fake” Shit”

  1. skeelo says:
    May 11, 2010 at 10:39 am

    This post may win the Evil Beet self-referential award. You’ve managed to link to 4 previous Evil Beet posts, one over a year old. Is an in-depth knowledge of the the Evil Beet canon, and the willingness to reference the canon, a new EB “thing?”

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  2. Anonymous says:
    May 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Team Lindsay. Stupid Avril.

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  3. Donna says:
    May 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Avril is an asshole. Lindsay is too easy a target for anyone to mess with.

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  4. Roxette says:
    May 11, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Pot, meet kettle.

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  5. waka waka says:
    May 11, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    i like what she said. avril is not gonna play the game of lets be friends even though i cant stand u, and I LIKE IT.

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  6. gabs says:
    May 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    of curse team lohan, avril is the the fake “punk” bitch

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  7. Nicole says:
    May 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    omg! team avril… why wud avril want to hang around some drug adicted girl?! SHES CRAZY! BAD LINDSAY

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  8. Ike Nash says:
    July 2, 2010 at 7:47 am

    Hello sexy Avril Lavigne.

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  9. Anonymous says:
    December 30, 2010 at 1:49 am

    avril fucking bitch

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  10. Anonymous says:
    December 30, 2010 at 1:51 am

    lohan is an actor avril is a bitch and if she is a ,, punk ” i’m God :D

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  11. Anonymous says:
    December 30, 2010 at 1:53 am

    avril things that she is better than another and she can’t singing BITCH BITCH BITCH

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