Guess Who Wants Even Bigger Tits?

The unoriginal Tits McGee herself, Heidi Montag.

Husband Spencer Pratt speaks to Life & Style magazine and claims that a combination of Heidi’s drive for an uber-plastic bod and comments from Ryan Seacrest stating that Heidi’s jugs weren’t all that big have driven her to upgrade. Again.

“When Heidi entered the studio [to be interviewed], Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him … She was taken aback. She came home in shock.”

But Heidi’s spokes-ass doesn’t stop there. He claims that while Seacrest played a part in the destruction of his wife’s … uh, ego, she’d been unhappy with the way her boobs came out from the get-go:

“When Heidi woke up from the anesthesia [last time], she was angry [her breasts] weren’t bigger. She said she wanted to punch the doctor in the face. I try to stop her. She’ll do what she wants with her body.”

With absolutely no encouragement from you, Doctor Frankenstein, am I right?

Oh, and her latest surgery might actually debut on television this time. Spencer Insiders state that Heidi and Spencer want to televise the breast augmentation on TV and hope that E! or Oxygen might pick up what is sure to turn into a blockbuster show. Like “Fist Pumping For Love.”

10 Comments

  1. Corey says:

    The woman is turning herself into a complete circus freak. IMO, she has serious, serious, mental issues.

  2. joey says:

    She needs to get a bigger brain,

  3. Good Lord says:

    Another Donatella Versace in the making. All she needs is some sun damage to her face. Heidi is going to have trouble raising her net worth by several hundred million dollars though.

  4. Kits says:

    Seacrest was such a douchebag to say that, but I’m sure it was so tempting to say that to someone so overtly insecure as Heidi.

    My theory: cause of death for Heidi will be suffocation by boob.

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Shits, you are on the money “…suffocation by boob.” That would be Spencer.

  5. donnie says:

    her life, her body, her decision. weird how like when i celeb keeps their work under wraps. they are annoyed by mags or bloggers until they spill the beans. she either be harrassed about not having any work done or not being honest about what she got done. vicious vicious cycle

  6. smartiepops says:

    Well there goes the whole “I only did it to make MYSELF happy” argument. I look forward to the book she writes in 20 years detailing how she was able to “overcome” her body dysmorphic disorder. Because she looked great before, and she still looks pretty damn hot (even if she looks like shiny plastic), but sooner or later, sh*t’s gonna hit the fan.

  7. Allison says:

    I am sorry but does her face look wonky to anyone else? I am a firm believer that everyone should make there own decision when it comes to plastic surgery, but… NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, sorry. At what point do you qualify for a body dysmorphic diagnosis based on the sheer number of surgeries you’ve had?

  8. waka waka says:

    somebodyyyy help heeeer!!! and bigger boobs just because ryan secreast mentioned something?? she has to be kidding, this is insaane. her mom looked pretty centered, where is she now?
    it is fun to watch a trainwreck yet ultimatley it is a person and she deserves better than how she is treating herself.

  9. DarkEmpress says:

    I feel very sorry for her. There needs to be a lot more regulation on plastic surgery. You should have to be evaluated by a psychologist before being allowed to get these procedures. Seems like a serious case of Body dysmorphic disorder.