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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is Just as Stupid and Gross as You’d Think She’d Be

Jesse James #1 skank did an interview with Howard Stern yesterday and confirmed what everyone thought to begin with: James was not hooking up with this woman for her shining personality and witty intellect. And clearly, not for her stellar physique, either, so I don’t know what the fuck to think. I’m just positively baffled.

Anyway, McGee sat for the lurid talk radio host yesterday and answered all of the questions about sex with the Vanilla Gorilla that you were just dying to know:

On Sandra Bullock:

“I feel bad for her, I do… [But] They slept with 9 dogs in the bed … she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”

On what Bombshell “knew” about Jesse’s marriage:

“We watched her on TV one time,” she said. “[James] said they were separated, so I believed him.”

On why she fucked a married man:

“Boredom… Had nothing better to do. It was a sexual thing… I also wished it was a relationship — but I wasn’t in love with him. I was like, ‘Let’s go do something! Let’s go get food!’ He was always like ‘Shh!..Can’t go out in public, just be patient, just give it time, stuff like that.’”

On the frequency of their gross sex:

“Two to three, four times a night, two times a week,” often on James’ coffin-shaped couch [at his shop].”

On the sex itself:

“Yeah, it wasn’t excellent.”

On never dating black men:

“I’ve dated other races, just not a black guy. I’m not against it. I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends.”

On the skinny of whether or not James is a white supremacist:

“No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff.”

So, yeah, let’s recap. McGee’s obviously an attention-seeking sex “addict” with no remorse for helping to break up a marriage. She’s got white supremacist ties and pretends it’s “white pride,” however the fuck different that’s supposed to be. Bombshell has no shame in talking about her sex life and continues to do so even though people only want to hear the details because it’s like watching the aftermath of a car accident. You can barely tear your eyes away, but not in a good way — in a way that you know is going to haunt you for the rest of your life.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go take a hot bleach shower and try to scrub the chum from my eyes and brain that Bombshell’s comments have left imprinted on my soul. I’m definitely going to hell now.

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  • Come on, how can she be a ‘racist Nazi’ when she has ‘colored’ tattoos (and friends, avowedly)?

  • Um, I’m sorry… “colored”?? That’s how she’s convincing us she isn’t racist? FAIL.

    • Maybe she’s talkn’ about folk with tats, you know. Colored tats. She made the decision to put a tat across her forehead. What do you expect her to say, shit like E=MC2.

    • I know..for real…I mean the last time I saw/heard “colored” was during Pleasantville.

  • um, first of all, I am not in any way defending this trashy whore, but I would like to know why it is okay to be proud of being black or asian, or native american, etc., but being proud of being white is the same as white supremacy….I think it is okay to be proud of whatever ethnicity you are. (not that being white is an ethnicity, but you get my drift…)

    • “White pride is a slogan indicating pride in being white. White nationalists argue that white pride is equivalent to black pride or similar terms that express ethnic self-affirmation. The slogan has been adopted by neo-Nazi and white supremacist organizations.”
      “Critics have argued that ideas such as white pride exist merely to provide a clean public face for white supremacy.”
      (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pride)

      • Well, that’s a shame then. Us white people should be happy to be white without being branded as racist, just like my best friend takes pride in being mixed-race! It would be even better though if noone gave a fuck about race because, quite frankly, it’s not something we choose anyway.

      • Stop quoting Wikipedia. It has about the same level of credibility as Jesse James. There’s a total double standard in this country when it comes to this issue, most of it based upon liberal white guilt. There is quite a difference between white pride and white supremacy, while the former may always be sub-set of the latter, it’s not always the other way around. If you don’t believe that to be true, then you might want to think about why most people living in places like Ogden, UT and Pocatello, ID (and who aren’t all members of the Aryan Nation, believe it or not) have no desire to move to places like Detroit, Newark, or Oakland.

      • Can’t we all just get along. If not, let’s settle this shit with guns. I’m game, so to speak.

  • I swear the chick got a nose job. Her nose is now small and perky, and it looked much larger in earlier pictures.
    On a side not, the last two paragraphs made me laugh out loud.

  • I’m proud to be white! Obviously people who have a problem with that aren’t white, haters! haha

  • okay i think this chick is gross, but she’s not the one who broke up a marriage here. i’m pretty sure the blame falls on jesse james here. i’m so sick of seeing people blame the mistress and not the douchebag guy who can’t even keep his dick in his pants.

      • Sure, the blame falls on both of them. However, James (aside from brief statements) has kind of hidden away in embarrassment. This chick is the one out giving interviews and blabbing to any media outlet that will listen. The way she’s been acting is making her an easy target for people to hate her.

      • eh. people hated her from day 1 just from how she looks, might as well get what she can out of it now.

  • hmmmm so you equate “white pride” with white supremacy? I wonder what Cain’s “Brown Pride” tattoo means then?

  • 90% of you morons make me sick. If you’re white and you dont have white pride you should just f—in kill yourself because you’re a disgrace to you own skin. I dont consider myself a racist but i would NEVER sleep with/date a colored girl and i personally think that’s the way it is supposed to be. Preserve your heritage, be proud to be white, and kick the sh-t out of any liberal fag that gives you sh-t for it. But don’t go out of your way to be hateful. People suck in general, they’re all worthless now days.

    • Wow, if you DON’T consider yourself a racist, I’d hate to think what it would take to be labeled “racist” in your mind. What I find interesting having married a Polish immigrant, is how despite having the exact same skin tone as me, my husband is treated as something less than “white” by people like yourself, notaskinhead, because “white” is not a shared history, like most other immigrant communities have. There is nothing that binds “white”. “White” is not a hertitage. It is a skin tone, nothing more.

    • Please look in the mirror and say,” don’t go out of your way to be hateful”. Morons, colored girls, liberal fags…. I have three words for you, ” suicide , commit it”.

  • ^ this is what’s wrong with the world ^
    you said it, fool, you’re worthless.
    fuck yourself, burn in hell, etc.

  • I don’t even know why i took the time to say any of this because it will all just be taken way out of context so you pathetic little losers can bitch about something with no repercussions. I dont consider myself a racist because i believe that it doesn’t matter what color you are there are good and bad men in every race. There are just as many people with white skin (well maybe not quite as many lol) that i would consider a nigger. Although i use that term alot more loosely than most. And there is nothing wrong with saying “colored” i dont say that with any negative connotation, it’s just an easy way of saying anybody that is not white. And bonnakins you’re absolutely right “white” is not a heritage, each and every one of us have our own heritage all i was saying is that i believe people should preserve theirs. I don’t care what color/race/religion you are, be proud and keep your race as pure as possible. My heritage consists mostly of Irish and German descent and a small percentage of french, therefore i have alot of “white pride”.

  • What you bitches ain’t got nothin to say to him anymore? They’re all “oh shit, he’s actually intelligent. Abort Abort”