Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebrities Behind Bars: Randy & Evi Quaid

The lesser-known of the Quaid family, Randy, and his wife Evi, have had a long history of weird violence, extortion, skipping out on hearings and dodging bail.

But alas, the law catches up even with the most obscure and downtrodden of celebrities.

The new-age Bonnie and Clyde were arrested in Santa Barbara for showing up to a court hearing two weeks late in connection with “defrauding an innkeeper.” The two have been arraigned on several charges aside from dodging hearings; they’re being charged with burglary and conspiracy.

Don’t worry, Randy. I still like … your brother.