I feel like every time I see new candid photos of the pop star, she’s slamming back soda, chips or ice cream. Not that I care what she decides to pollute her diet with, but damn … I’m wicked jealous that it’s apparently not damaging her newly-svelte figure.
New drinking game: I think every time we see a new photo released where Britney’s eating some kind of junky crap, we should drink a case of Heineken. To the head. Really. We’ll just be drunk, for like, ever.
After giving birth to her kids, Brit looked a little worse for the wear (and come on, what normal person doesn’t) but once she kicked her career back up a few notches, she dropped the weight like nothing and has continued to look pretty damned fabulous.
She’s pictured above with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jason Trawick picking up some fro-yo at the newest Menchie’s in Calabasas. … See? Eating. Again.
So I implore you, Ms. Spears. What the fuck are you doing these days that allows you to eat whatever the hell you want? Are we feeding two — and by “two” I mean “you and a tapeworm,” ’cause I’m not quite sure the world’s ready yet for another Spears babe — or are you just one lucky bitch?
More photos of Spears over the years shoveling junk-ass food into the gaping hole that is her ever-busy mouth.
Nom, nom, nom, ya’ll.
This website has some personal vendetta against Britney Spears because you guys keep bitching about her.
Shut up.
Actually, Beet is like the biggest Britney fan ever. Seriously.
Anyway, I’m guessing she stays in shape cos she’s at the gym for like 6 hours a day, probs.
She’s bulimic. See: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/03/britney-spears-her-nine-year-bulimia-battle/
That’s why she keeps eating junk food but stays thin. I’m sure that when she’s on tour, she works out like mad, but when she’s off, she’s just mad. And if she just broke up with a guy she trusted, then she’s extra mad.
It sucks – it seems like she’ll never be an adult, but maybe given a few more decades of life, she’ll figure out how to pay her own bills and manage her own health and attract guys who aren’t using her.
wow – your writing is atrocious.
Sheesh, I have to agree! This post made me. like. gag.
That “like. gag” is the same thing Leibniz wrote about the Principia Mathematica. Mom and dad must be proud.
Hey Sarah II, put a corndog in it why don’t you?
Geez…what a bunch of cranky bitches! Quit bustin Sarah’s balls… It’s hardly her fault that you’re frigid & your twats dried up!
Nah! I’ll call you on this one. Who’s to say she isn’t eating some low-cal frozen yogurt? Way too cheap of a shot picking out a picture of someone chowing down and then dumping all over them (if she was wearing the outfit that Mischa Barton got caught in the other day I’d totally agree but she looks normal -for Britney).
This is just a case of being trollish to fill your post quota.
Britney had a crazy childhood, made a lot of money for herself, but mostly for other people, and went out-of-her-mind crazy. Give her a break.
gotta go with sarah on this one. her ass is ALWAYS snacking. and i love the cover photo!!! haha. nothing against britney, but we all know that the reason we love her is she’s america’s favorite trainwreck, like that’s part of her charm. so fuck off haters, sarah just speaks the truth
Better food going in that, um, “music” coming out.
haha priceless :D
and sarah, ignore these bitches.
My God !! What is up with AMERICAN Society that you folks take such great pleasure from tearing someone apart? Give her a break for God sake… and by the way, that “gaping hole” was made for putting food in… “?” ya musta learned that one even BEFORE ya went to school… (ya did go to school?) and I assume you know how to eat, or do you shove that directly up your… ooops. Have a nice day, …from Canada.
I’m from Canada too!
Totally agree with you.
Like normal people don’t go and get yummy food. God, Sarah you’re such a fucking idiot
Who cares…good for her. I wish I could LOOK at a cup of froyo without gaining 5 lbs. She probably does like the rest of Hollywood…hits the gym 6 days a week. Or, maybe that froyo is her lunch. WTF. Seriously…
Wow, what a thing to waste your time being pissed about. Being jealous of someone eating and staying svelte, while apparently you can’t.
Why don’t you take some responsibility for yourself instead of whining about what Britney can eat. Get your ass in a gym and work. Work it enough and you should be able to eat anything you want.
What a silly post. As if she eats and gets photographed just to spite YOU.
Who gives a shit? What? You don’t corndogs and ice cream? Fucking morons.
wow leave her alone. not like u never ate junk food, if everytime u went out to eat, hundreds of people takes hundreds of pictures of u and post them all on the internet, ud seem like a pig too. so get a fucking life and quit bugging about her eating.
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