Apr 06, 2010 at 07:22 am by Sarah

Mischa Barton was photographed this past weekend looking, well … I guess “like a banana” would be the closest thing to nice I could come by saying.

And no, I’m not kidding: that really is Mischa Barton.

I mean, please believe — I am no shining beacon of supreme bodily perfection either, but I wouldn’t wear these horribly non-flattering plantain-pants to sleep alone in a dark closet, let alone out in public, you know … for other people to actually see.

Damn, girl, you look … better.

Maybe almost.

34 Responses to “Oh. My God.”

  1. Berit says:

    oh.my.god. WHAT was she thinking?

  2. sarah says:

    man i wish wendie could have written this post! haha

  3. joana says:

    “I am no shining beacon of supreme bodily perfection either, but I wouldn’t wear these horribly non-flattering plantain-pants to sleep alone in a dark closet, let alone out in public”

    hahaha good one Sarah :D

    Terrible, terrible photos. The poor thing.

  4. JennyMB says:

    Two words, THUNDER THIGHS!

  5. kittyboo says:

    Plantain pants…lmao. Jesus, very ill advised outfit.

  6. KLo says:

    I totally thought this was Britney Spears at first! Oh, Mischa, Mischa, Mischa …

  7. pixie says:

    i’ve seen street walkers in atlantic city wear more flattering outfits.

    lesson learned for mischa, just because you can squeeze your ass in it, doesn’t mean you should wear it.

  8. Blank Stare says:

    Now I know who beat my Ebay bid when I tried to buy that fucking fat suit that Gwyneth Paltrow wore in that lameass movie where she played the ugly fat chick, Shallow Hal.

  9. v says:

    MISCHA!!!

    it’s called a THONG!
    those panty lines are atrocious!

  10. Hayley says:

    This has GOT TO BE a late April Fool’s Day joke…. I mean, those underwear in the back?? Come on, she must be playing.

  11. DarkEmpress says:

    The OC was the best thing to happen to her and she threw it away to pursue…. what? I think that she could look great in other clothes, like maybe a cute spring dress. She always looked great on the OC and I dont think she has put on any weight since then, its just the clothes.

  12. pea says:

    she’s was either REALLY high when she got dressed or doesn’t own a mirror

  13. laur says:

    Girlfriend puts on weight in all the wrong places. Shame! But she does look so huge here. Not being mean but clearly she’s lazy and doesn’t exercise

  14. Eva says:

    Oh damn girl. I loved it when you were becoming less skinny, but this? Buy more flattering clothes for your new body! PLEASE!

  15. Merc says:

    Oh God that is barf-ic.

  16. Jess says:

    I dont think she needs that starbucks.

  17. Gail says:

    Plaintain-pants made me spit out my drink! I laugh at Mischa, shame on me.

  18. evilbeetdouche says:

    40 pounds of half-chewed banana taffy.

  19. dee cee says:

    a banana also shaped like Jennifer Love Hewitt

  20. Keevy06 says:

    Possible mania? Maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to criticize.

    Also, is it possible she went into a treatment facility due to a depressive or manic episode? Hmmmm…

  21. Ashley says:

    “plantain-pants” LOL

  22. Vermomster says:

    Well, really all I can say is I wish I had the same magic mirror at home that she has, so I could think I looked good in things like that too…

  23. tiger says:

    Wow, this girl’s weight fluctuates like no one I’ve ever seen or met. I live in the West Village, in NYC, and a few months ago I saw Mischa on the street, looking skinny and svelte. That was when her hair was dark. How do you put on this much weight in a few short months? She clearly has a binge eating disorder or an extreme fixation on yo-yo dieting, when one’s weight goes up then down then up then down. It can’t be healthy, and I feel really bad for this girl. She no doubt uses cocaine and pills to slim down, then gets clean, and food becomes her drug. Then she probably starts to hate herself because of her size and goes back to using, and so on.

    I will say she is beginning to remind me a lot of Kirstie Alley. Does anyone else feel this way?

  24. Cat-Face says:

    She’s really not that fat. I would say she has a BMI of about 24 in these pics… it’s just her clothes look so unflattering it makes every bulge 100x more obvious.

  25. Anon says:

    I mean, she dosen’t look THAT fat. It’s really just the pants (well, the whole outfit) and the underwear. If she had a cute summer dress on those legs would look damn sexy……

    I think she must have been high as a kite while getting dressed or there wasn’t any natural light so she didnt she those awful panty lines and the yellow didnt seem THAT obscene.

    she’s still beautiful, she just needs to dress for her body.

  26. holly says:

    who killed her hair?

  27. alex says:

    How ’bout this -i’ll pretend she’s 20 pound lighter if she pretends i’m 20 pounds lighter, we hit it and live happily ever after. And I’ll always pretend she’s that hot babe on OC – nothing to worry about, we’ll smoke pot together and live comfortably off my night manager salary.

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