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14Today in Worst Movie Concepts Ever …

Tom Cruise is slated to play a cowboy in his upcoming flick, Paper Wings. What’s next, Elton John playing a muscle-bound oil-rigger who can’t get enough female prostitutes under his belt? Tcha.

The story’s supposed to revolve around Cruise playing a rough-and-tumble rodeo champ who woos an up-and-coming country singing star, a role that Reese Witherspoon is allegedly considering.   Sources say that the two are currently in talks to join the cast.

Hope he doesn’t get any of his fake teeth knocked out in any super-amazing lassoing scenes … I heard they stopped making that kind in 1987.

March 26, 2010 at 10:50 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Tom Cruise

14 Responses to “Today in Worst Movie Concepts Ever …”

  1. Good Lord says:

    I would love to press his face into some dough and make some faggot cookies for the next San-Fran bake sale.

  2. Nance says:

    Well, he wasn’t bad on a horse in Far and Away, a romance movie with his exwifey Kidman, but it was long time ago… He used to make good movies, but… and I don’t think Knight and Day will help.

  3. Erin says:

    I don’t know why Cruise insists on doing these sorts of movies when he clearly belongs in comedies – a’la Tropic Thunder.

  4. meohmy says:

    What is he like 4 foot nothin’? Picture him in a baby chair with a bib on or on a step latter to get on his horse…..Now that is funny!
    It’s a comedy right?

  5. blah says:

    I can’t even look at him anymore without noticing that his teeth don’t line up with his nose. Normally your front two teeth line up directly with your nose – his is way offset. I don’t know why this bothers me so much, but he just looks like a crooked-faced has-been.

  6. t says:

    have u noticed that Tom has a tooth in the middle of his mouth, if u look closely his teeth.

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