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Tila Tequila had looked everywhere, but she could not find her pills. ‘I need to take my medication. My happy pills,’ she said, as she pushed aside some of the empty Red Bull cans that were strewn about her Studio City house. She wouldn’t name the medication but explained, ‘Just so much has been going on, my doctor has been giving me stuff to help me cope.'”

– The absolutely enthralling opening paragraph on the LA Times feature on Tila Tequila. It’s a must-read, folks. Meet you back here in 20 to talk about it.

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  • I actually read the whole interview and it confirmed what I thought before. Tila is batshit crazy.

  • Isn’t she still pretending she’s pregnant? Happy pills aren’t good for fetuses, Tila. Even imaginary ones.

    • Well when she starts crying about how many complications she’s having with her imaginary pregnancy, we’ll know what to blame.

    • I read just a while back that she supposedly lost out on a gig because she was “pregnant” and then the next day she emailed the company that wanted to use her telling them basically “hey guess how lucky you are? I’m now available! I fell on a chair last night and had a miscarriage! Yeah me! Now I can work for you?”
      Bitch is Cuh-Razy!

  • woah. thanks for posting that. it was on the same awesome crazykins level as anne heche’s book “call me crazy.”

    • Agreed. I was thinking that Gwen Stefani would love to put her on a string and wear her as a necklace.

  • I can’t stop thinking that the first line reads like something out of Dr. Seuss. It’s like the beginning of some tragic satire of The Cat in the Hat.

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site- A_ge_m_in_gle @ c/o/m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

    • Ok whore, you are really starting to annoy me. Step away from the computer, call your pseudo-father over, and have him tie you up and rape you for a day or two.

      Ok…Ok…would you please drop the “AgeMingle” shit? Once is alright but you’re also posting it in stories that have nothing to do with age. This is the fourth by my last count. All you girls out there who fantasize about fucking your uncle, father, grandfather, great grandfather, etc…etc…Please log onto AgeMingle and fulfill your fantasies.

      There, now go away bitch!

      • erm… i think it’s safe to say that’s not a real person. and if it is, he/she is not coming back to check on her replies. so don’t bother. its just spam…

  • I thought she claimed the miscarriage was false. Red Bulls and “happy pills” do not make for a healthy baby. Then again, I don’t think she is pregnant anyway! She needs to be locked up for some intensive psychiatric treatment.

  • Somebody needs to set her up with the Korean guy who married a pillow – they both are great at getting attention for doing nothing.

    Now I’m looking forward to reading that the pillow is pregnant – as pregnant as Tila.

  • She looks like one of this Thai Lady Boys, in that picture. It wouldn’t surprise me if she had a man stick tucked away down under.

  • my favorite quote:
    “god has blessed me for being one of the last few people on earth who is genuine.”
    ha. puh-leez. if tila tequila is blessed by god and/or genuine, it’s a sad (and confusing!) day for all of us.