I think The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. I think everyone thinks The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. But none of that matters right now, because JENNIFER ANISTON’S LEGS LOOK AMAZING . I would say she looks 100% perfect here at the Bounty Hunter premiere in London, but I think I might not like that jacket with that dress. I couldn’t tell you for sure, though, because I cannot stop looking at her legs long enough to think about anything else.
Gerard Butler was there too. I think. I wouldn’t recognize him for sure right now unless his face was painted on Jennifer Aniston’s legs.
Somewhere in Italy, Angelina Jolie’s little twig legs just started to quiver, and she thought to herself, “Hm. Brad hasn’t made my legs shake since that whole disaster with the beard. I betcha Jennifer Aniston’s somewhere in public getting a lot of attention for her legs.”
OK, enough talking out of me. I’m off to the gym, where I will tack this photo to the treadmill and run for an hour.