Mar 02, 2010 at 09:06 pm by Evil Beet

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28 Responses to “I Bet They Will Remember to Brood!!!”

  1. Melanie says:

    HA! Hilarious post.

  2. Cat-Face says:

    That outfit on Kristen really isn’t the most flattering.

  3. blah says:

    Does my grandma still have a tablecloth? Because I swear it looks like she stole the damn thing to make these pants.

  4. melissa says:

    damn her skin is so flawless! and i happen to LOVE her outfit.

  5. Alzaetia says:

    Ha!

  6. Grace Jones says:

    I hate her outfit, pose, and hair. However, her make-up looks very nice and her skin is flawless. I also hate her attitude- it’s insulting and if she’s that bored then she shouldn’t show up and she shouldn’t try to have an “acting” career. She should just stick to brooding, getting high, and being mediocre on her front stoop and stop assaulting us with her abrasive nonchalance at movie premieres.

    • Whit says:

      Her skin is perfect. And I would love to brood and get high on a stoop all day. But you’re right. Would one smile really kill her? Maybe.

      • Grace Jones says:

        Agreed! I would love to brood and get high all day-preferably on a yacht on the South of France (a girl can dream, right?). And yes, I think if she smiled the entire time throughout a premiere (occasional laughter bc she’s high doesn’t count) she would certainly drop dead. Poor thing.

      • Anonymous says:

        Let me know when you get that yacht. I’ll be there. :)

      • evilbeetdouche says:

        Brooding Grace on a yacht = barnacle.

      • Grace Jones says:

        Somebody got their douche filled panties in a bunch today- as usual. Go whine to your momma. But you’ll have to take your mouth off her poon first.

      • evilbeetdouche says:

        Too easily rattled.

        I’m not blaming you Grace, perhaps it’s your crude Texas hayseed rearing or dreadful Austin education that has failed to prepare you for anything more than a hog calling or rattlesnake roundup.

  7. mary says:

    I wanted to see the skirt in the underwear picture of Emilie, so when I clicked on the thumbnail picture, underneath the photo of Megan Fox that always appears was a huge black and white photo of a topless chick with fake boobs. Not cool. Definitely not cool. Especially since I’m at work.

  8. medimary says:

    I think she looks AWESOME! Classy & stylish but she could throw down in a heartbeat if you pissed her off. She’ll put a cigarette out on your forehead with those shoes and when she struts away-that’s when she smiles. What’s not to love about her?

    Watch the fuck out if you party with her!

  9. TJF says:

    Enjoy you 15 minutes, honey!

  10. Pikki Nikki says:

    i think it’s great that she doesn’t give a flying fuck. she’s gotta cooperate with her PR sluts and go to these things, but doesn’t mean she has to be phony like all the other attention whores on the red carpet. fuck it! she just wants a paycheck like everyone else. take full advantage, you little stoner babe, i love your little bitchface!

  11. Jinxy says:

    Being at this premiere was probably a contractual obligation, Twilight and Remember Me are both from the same production company. I have a feeling Kstew is going to be a successful actress, and will be around for as long as she wants.

    • blah says:

      I dunno. Part of getting ahead in Hollywood seems to be partially driven on how well you promote the movie you’re in. Look at all the celebrities who do interviews (well, except Daniel Day Lewis, but she is NO Daniel Day Lewis). The really successful ones seem to be good at not only acting, but actually talking to reporters about the films. This girl is so damn akward and uncomfortable through the few interviews that she participates in.

      • Grace Jones says:

        Agreed. It takes a combination of style and substance unless you’re sheer greatness (as you said). And she is decidely not. So she should at least pretend that she cares if she wants to have staying power.

        She’s also horrible at speaking on stage or at any forum. Did you see her acceptance speech for that brit award or speaking with dakota fanning at that press event?

  12. Sheila says:

    I personally think Kristen looks gorgeous. And she DOES smile, but for some reason bloggers only post the ones where she isn’t smiling so they can talk shit about her.

  13. Antonio says:

    LOL @ “because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK.”

    I’ll be honest, I am not a K.Stewart fan. Something about her just makes me puke. Not really a Twilight fan either. I don’t care what new movies/roles R-Patt does, he will always be that gay vampire in my opinion.

    1 Dimensional acting.

  14. sam says:

    i am convinced that kristen stewart is a lesbian and is “dating” robert pattinson for her public image

  15. C says:

    I’d just like to point out that her leggings are Burberry.

  16. melly says:

    haha ditto on the loving her so much part. she wears some god ugly clothes, but usually looks like she hates them as much as i do. and i don’t do that twilight shit, so i neither know nor care about her acting ability or lack thereof. i just like the way she doesn’t seem to wash her hair and avoids wearing high heels and skirts as much as possible.
    i want to be best friends with her, so we can sit around and smoke weed and not care.

  17. webster says:

    You all just needs to leave her alone. That’s beauty that can never bbe created again. That’s my boo. The rest of y’all can jump up and down until you feel stupid. Yep you heard me and I ain’t taking it back. LOVER YOU EMILIE. I GOT YOUR BACK.

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