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If You Ever Wanted Madonna Inside You, Here’s Your Chance

Madge is looking to be a momma again, but after the hullabaloo that went down with her adoption of Mercy, she’s thinking about surrogacy instead.

“Madonna wants another baby of her own, so she’s meeting with a fertility expert to discuss her options,” a source claimed.

“After what Madonna went through during the adoption of Mercy, she is ruling out going back to Malawi. There’s no way she wants to put herself in that position again, where she thought she had the baby, then there were endless delays and red tape.”

The insider added: “She knows it will be tough finding the perfect surrogate to carry her baby, as they will have to be discreet and utterly trustworthy throughout the pregnancy and birth.”

Madge reportedly started considering the idea of surrogacy after talking with Sarah Jessica Parker about her experience. There’s no clear indication of who would be providing the little white and squigglies for this endeavor, but it almost definitely won’t be an immaculate conception as Madonna broke up with longtime boyfriend Jesus earlier this week.

Start sprucing up those uteri gals! You could be the one to pop a pop-star’s progeny out of your pootang, if your womb is deemed worthy.

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  • its like she wants to have a child via every means possible. shes had a child through marriage, a child from an acquaintance, adopted, and now surrogacy. next she will pop fertility drugs and be the next kate gosselin.

    • You can’t be serious.
      I mean,I LOVE Molly,but Kelly…
      Kelly never fails to “tickle my funny bones”,
      and I’d love to see her around more often.

      • Uh, hm. I think the Snark is referring to the blonde puss bag on the OP and not any authors. Sarah, we love you, but you should really learn how to Internet. I think Al Gore is offering lessons.

  • Heaven forbid she acknowledge that the controversy over her adoptions was her openly flaunting adoption laws. Maybe she could try adopting a child from foster care instead of using her 51-year old ova (sorry, there’s a reason why women go through menopause and why they become infertile afterwards) or creating some sort of designer baby for a surrogate to carry for her. This being said, I’m surprised she hasn’t announced adopting from Haiti

  • So, she doesn’t want to deal with adoption again bc of how hard it was with Mercy and being from a foreign country , so she chooses surrogacy? Do celebrities forget that there are tons of family-less children here in their own country?

  • Jesus Christ, these famous people act like having a child is just like getting a new puppy. Is she bored so it’s time to get a new kid? She’s too old in the first place and she and Angelina ought to just stop having children on a whim.