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Jan 20, 2010 at 02:34 pm by Molls
Yesterday Martha Stewart had a pole dancing instructor on her show and now, of course, there are clips of it everywhere on the Internet. No, she doesn’t freak it or anything, but you will definitely raise an eyebrow when you watch this. Martha knows what she’s doing. She’s done this before. And isn’t that what we love about Martha? She knows she’s kind of like a robot, she knows she’s on the frosty side, but she also knows when she’s being funny. When she says “She got me on the pole!”, it sounds more like she’s mocking them. There’s a undertone of “You bitches think I’m doing this for you, don’t you?” there, for sure. And then she lifts up her leg. Love Martha. She’s gangster for days.
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“poll dancing”… I about twitched and died lol.
Such a classy lady. And even if i’m a girl, she looks very appealing. Opinions. http://migre.me/BywV
Ugh! Watching this video just killed my libido for a month!
Department of redundancy department – Molls.
Bet John Mayer is masturbating to this right now.
Maybe he was about to do something horrible and Martha just saved his career by giving him some m-bating material.
gee, thanks, Martha.
I love you.
With those wide ass hips, she’d probably do better using a street lamp pole instead of a normal stripper pole.
Guy I used to work with claimed to have a pair of Martha’s drawers. Grannies with lemonade and chocolate. Swear.
You know to me she’s always been kinda attractive. No I’m lustful for her!
She can work my pole anytime!
Watched this without sound and even then .. my dear sweet Martha. Honey. Daytime television has bastardized you. I’m upset but simultaneously proud. Hm.