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That… that has to be the single stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sarah Jessica Parker broke my brain. What the hell.
I think she was kidding. Really. Was she not?
I don’t think so. There was a different interview where she talked about how much she loves the smell of dirty diapers. Seriously.
She could combine her two favorite scents-shitty diapers and B.O. and name it Ew Doo Nick Nolte.
Ew. Icky!
Sounds like a bad SNL skit. How ’bout one called “Non Douché”? I let you guess the concept for that fragrance.
WTF!????!
Molls you are hilarious!
Good stuff, Molls.
You’re not thinking of the possibilities here, Molls. Once this stuff hits the market, if you don’t have time for a shower one day you can just say,
“Oh, yeah. It’s SJP’s new fragrance. Isn’t it great?”
i don’t think she means sweat, just that natural kind of scent a person has.. you knowm, like musk. hmm..
I wonder if that genius ran that marketing strategy by all the $$ people that developed her odor?
Oh yeah, I know she likes “off smells.” That’s why she is stabled with all the other horses….oooh get me a bucket of oats Wilbur!!!! Neeeigh!!!
What an ugly horse of a woman(?)!
I’m sure your just fucking gorgeous
No one else gets turned on by a good sweaty scent? Someone clean? You all must eat a lot of onion, garlic, meat and spice.
You both shower, have sex; THAT SMELL that smells fucking good.
Sweaty, unwashed, layers of bad B.O. is foul.
Get with the program people: so uptight! Anyway this has already been done by some gay dude years ago…look it up.
Also look up comme de garcons : they sell perfume based on BURNT RUBBER or LIGHTBULB etc.
Ah, herein lies the difference between perfumistas and the people who just “want to smell clean”. People who know about fragrance understand what she’s talking about. It’s like Jacques Guerlain, who made some of the most famous classical fragrances of all time –Shalimar to name one– once said. He wanted his perfumes to smell like all three holes of the underside of his mistress.
SJP gets major credit for having one of the only interesting celebrity perfume lines out there –the other is Alan Cumming’s who was designed by legendary nose Christopher Brosius– I think it’s just a lack of knowledge and vocabulary.
If wanting to smell like someone’s asshole makes one a “perfumista”, then count me out.