Dec 09, 2009 at 11:56 pm by Evil Beet

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12 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Sass says:

    Dont you love how gracefully Nicole Kidman is aging? I mean, to be her age in Hollywood and never have plastic surgery.

    LOL

    That ghoul looks like she’s right out of Madame Tussaud’s. Doesnt she always look frigid to you?

  2. Two Tom Cruise’s exes and a much shorter Fergie

  3. Anonymous says:

    Breaking News: Penelope Cruz and Fergie pose next to a giant dildo at a LA premiere. While the makers of the Giant Sex Toy worked very hard to make the dildo look life like, sadly it retained a very plastic asthetic.

  4. Jess says:

    Penelope thinking- pose away bitches, I’ll just stand here like a normal person and still look WAAAYY better than you 2. And I was never on Meth/didn’t marry Tom/have all my natural features/not being cheated on by current husband…etc.

  5. skeelo says:

    Crude Caption of the Day:
    Tom Cruise has been inside of two of these ladies
    Less Crude Caption:
    Two lasses and a pink flamingo attend a premiere

  6. Anonymous says:

    Penelope is delightfully beautiful, Nicole is a lovely lady.. Fergie is becoming more hunchback troll-like.. ew

  7. momster says:

    Fergie seems to be one drink away from looking like Tara Reid…puffy faced and red-nosed. Ms. Kidman should never ever wear pastels, and Penelope…well hell…we ALL want to be as naturally beautiful as she is – damn her!

  8. Anonymous says:

    So, a Spaniard, a ginger, and a midget walk into a bar…..

  9. Anonymous says:

    So it really is always ‘pink in the middle’.

  10. Kelly says:

    Nicole is totally copping some side boob.

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