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“If I could do exciting genre films like this and be covered in blood and vomit for the rest of my life, I would be really happy. It was so cheese-tastic and so gross and so cheap, I loved it. It was so like how I used to dress when I was in high school because I had no money.”

–Megan Fox, describing how both her past and her future include cheapness and vomit.

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  • I’m confused. She used to dress in blood and vomit in high school? I had no money in high school either, but we had Wal-Mart. I almost never had to wear vomit to school.

  • that’s funny, lolly.

    ya know, i really don’t think this girl is dumb. she just likes to talk schmack. people like to hate on beautiful girls and look for SOMETHING to hate on. She does make it easy, but…

    • She can’t be to sharp,she has a tatoo of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm,the size of Rhode Island. I’m a Marilyn fan,but I don’t want to stare at her ink image the rest of my life.

      • but, on the other hand, why does it make her dumb? it reminds me of grammar school girls saying, ‘megan is dumb cuz she’s wearing those socks.’ when they can’t really find anything else wrong with her so just comment on the thing YOU would not like?


      • Letting someone draw on you,with permanent ink strikes me as dumb. A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

    • I think she is dumb because of the way she uses words in a way they weren’t meant to be used. I just read some interview and her use of the word “escalate” and many others was quite interesting.

      I see this in a lot of people who aren’t the brightest of bulbs but want to be seen as intellectual. These are the people who tend to point out grammatical and spelling errors, even though the meaning is clear, instead of making a logical counterargument.

  • i read the NYtimes magazine article about her this morning and i like her a lot more after reading it. granted, it was probably part of the ploy by her publicists to clean up her image, she makes a point when she says that as soon as women see another beautiful woman, she is immediately stupid, a slut, or a dumb whore. while not extremely talented, there is something to be said for megan’s ability to garner the celebrity status that she has. she knows the image she has to put on to keep her following and she is just playing game hollywood has created for young, attractive stars

  • I have to admit that I’ve never found her THAT attractive – but there IS something attractive about the photo above – and yes, she does have a very pretty mouth!

  • Here’s guessing plenty of studio head dicks have seen those tonsils up close and in person. Her chin’s a heavenly designed rest for your ball sack.

  • She is equally as plastic as barbie. Her looks are the result of very good plastic surgery and a shitload of makeup. She says crazy stupid shit to keep attention on herself because there is nothing else behind it. She can’t really act. And I’m guessing her obsession with Marlyne Monroe stems from the fact that hey both got really good plastic surgery.

  • She is so pretty, nothing new there and I used to find her randomness annoying, but I think in real life, she’s much more laid back and likable than she’s usually portrayed.

  • That picture of her is perfect! Mouth open and ready for my load!!!!!!!!!

    What a fine looking whore!

    Fuck Ya!