I’m just going to stop talking about the Lohan battle of the written word after today, because they have definitely entered Gosselin territory. Michael Lohan released random, recorded phone call tapes to Radar Online and RO has deftly crafted a major “Exclusive Breaking News” type of story out of them. Every. Day.
If you’ve been smart enough to avoid all the updates, let me get you up to speed. Michael wants Linds in rehab. Linds doesn’t want to go. Dina tried to get Linds to go. Linds punched Dina in the face. Michael thinks that cocaine God is punishing Linds, stripping her of her career, as retribution for all the lies she tells. Lies that include Linds’ Twitter account of all the gory details of her parent’s marriage. All of America doesn’t give a crapness about any of it and is actually craving a Gosselin brawl right about now.
In other words, the Lohans are fucking nuts. Hollywood needs to capture this in a new reality show. Like, they could lock all the Lohans in the Dr. Phil house for a long weekend — Gah! Dr. Phil would love to get a piece of that action — and let them have at it (in front of cameras, of course) until a winner is declared. And I think we all know who that winner would be: Linds’ brother, Michael Lohan Jr. who is absolutely the sanest of that bunch.