Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul were canoodling last night at Richard Branson’s Rock the Kasbah party — oh who even cares where they were? — and seemed quite chatty. Can you even imagine what a conversation between these two would sound like?
LL: Hi, Paula. I’m a really big fan. I hope to attain your level of tolerance celebrity one day.
PA: Linds! Rock on! You just *unintelligible slur* need to believe in yourself. Don’t ever forget that!
LL: I know. I’m working too hard. I’m a workaholic and now that I’m a designer, I just find the work so exhausting. No rest is really making my *sniff* allergies act up.
PA: Well … uh … you just gotta believe in *unintelligible slur* who you are and who you are is beautiful. Don’t ever forget that!
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What’s the deal with Lindsay’s arm??
Looks like a standard issue slender-white-woman-in-her-early-twenties arm to me. Maybe a little freckled because Linds is, after all, a natural redhead.
What do you see?
I think it’s from the cutting
Pretty sad when she and Paula look the same age!
Doesn’t she realize how fugly that blond color is? She looks so much better with her natural red.
Compared to other pictures taken lately, Lindsay actually looks a bit better. She’s dressed nicely and her hair doesn’t look stringy and gross. And I really like that dress on Paula.
Maybe not as stringy and gross, but still pretty stringy and gross.
Actually I was thinking that mark on her right arm looks like a needle mark… oh boy. What is with her parents? If she were my daughter I would drag her, kicking and screaming, to rehab. I suppose though, that unless she wants help, it won’t do any good, but geez, how sad that no one in her life will stand up and fight for her…
oh shit…linds is drunk. she’s pulling the “pose”. YA u know the one.
But doesn’t her drunk pose usually consist of her finger in her mouth in at least ONE of the shots?
Paula was probably the only one willing to pose with Lindsay
Don’t care what anyone says – Paula is still a hottie!
Which one is “drunk” and which one is “drunker?”
Haha this was a funny one!
OMG Darell Hannah looks like a man! WTF happened to her?
Is it my imagination, or is Daryl Hannah’s arm the size of Paula’s waist?
Dumb and Dumber is still just as applicable.
THAT IS THE BEST PICTURE EVAH
paula looks FANTASTIC