Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul were canoodling last night at Richard Branson’s Rock the Kasbah party — oh who even cares where they were? — and seemed quite chatty. Can you even imagine what a conversation between these two would sound like?
LL: Hi, Paula. I’m a really big fan. I hope to attain your level of tolerance celebrity one day.
PA: Linds! Rock on! You just *unintelligible slur* need to believe in yourself. Don’t ever forget that!
LL: I know. I’m working too hard. I’m a workaholic and now that I’m a designer, I just find the work so exhausting. No rest is really making my *sniff* allergies act up.
PA: Well … uh … you just gotta believe in *unintelligible slur* who you are and who you are is beautiful. Don’t ever forget that!