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Sep 30, 2009 at 02:29 pm by Wendie
Lately, it seems like Amy Winehouse is less troubled. We don’t see daily pictures of a bra-clad Amy stumbling around the streets of Camden with a bag of crisps in her sore-ridden hands. So, it makes one curious: What is Ames doing these days? Uh, rapping.
Winehouse has decided to try a new genre of music. Lyrics such as, “Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don’t matter but you know that it’s tight,” and “I will never wear my hair out unless I am the best. Oh snap, I never knew that. Well I know that I’m a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican,” coupled with a bunch of unintelligible rambling clearly equals “recipe for success”.
Now all we need is a new rapper name for Winehouse. Any ideas? L.L. Cool Jew? Ugh … sorry.
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wow…. that was horrendous.
I can’t believe she thinks she can rap. WTF Amy! I thought she was gettin off the drugs!
It’s Amy fucking Winehouse, obviously she’s stoned and trying to be ridiculous like always…
I like the guy doing the chorus though, he can sing.